Oh
Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible either

A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton and old Leodiensian

La ah ah
La la la la la la

Ah ah ah
La la la la la la

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

Oh
I tried to get in my taxi
A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory

Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat well they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La ah ah
La la la la la la

Ah ah ah
La la la la la la

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here that doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible

La ah ah
La la la la la la

Ah ah ah
La la la la la la

Oh
Oh
Oh

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here that doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot