I am considerably richer than you
And my band is, by far, way much better too
Sartorially superior to you
In the mosh pit I rock it harder than you do

Look at your shiny new car
With your shiny nose
I'll make 1 more than you
I'll take 1 more than you
These are the rules of life
And you are not even cheating
This is the people's muse
Control what you are eating

He said, 'do your trainers come from saga'
She said, 'you should be embarrassed too'
It's just a dad doing dad dancing
Install a Juke box and buy all of you

Look at your shiny new car
With your shiny nose
I'll make 1 more than you
I'll take 1 more than you
These are the rules of life
And you are not even cheating
This is the people's muse
Control what you are eating

I am considerably richer than you
And my band is, by far, waaaay much better too
Sartorially superior to you
In the mosh pit I rock it harder than you do

Look at your shiny new car
With your shiny nose
I'll make 1 more than you
I'll take 1 more than you
These are the rules of life
And you are not even cheating
This is the people's muse
Control what you are eating