Walk in the bar what's it gonna be
cre you fifteen minutes late again
Or is it a high top for two waiting for you
Me and a stool where you ain't gonna sit
You never show up on time
With a how was your day
Guess you don't think that way
I'm getting closer to through
With the way I get used
That's just what you do

If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing it's another
The way you do me it's no wonder
We ain't getting nowhere
If it ain't lovin it's fightin'
Quittin' it's trying, make up your mind
Before I find me another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing it's another

Is it your kiss that's making me stick
Through the thick and thin more than I should
But it's been more break than bend
More cold than hot, hell of a lot more bad than good

If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing it's another
The way you do me it's no wonder
We ain't getting nowhere
If it ain't lovin it's fightin'
Quittin' it's trying, make up your mind
Before I find me another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing it's another

If it ain't one thing, if it ain't one thing it's
cnother what's his name
That won't take me for granted
You're almost out of second chances

If it ain't one thing
Who am I kiddin' it's another
The way you do me it's no wonder
We ain't gettin' nowhere
If it ain't lovin' it's fightin'
Quittin' it's tryin' make up your mind
Before I find me another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing it's another
If it ain't one thing
If it ain't one thing it's another