A screw must have come lose
somewhere along the way
Somewhere along the road
from Nice to St Tropez

And we almost
thought that we could make it
But the car broke down
And we parked it on the pavement

And then a guy came by along the way
Parlez-vous francais?
I said no.
Parlez-vous francais?

The screw got lose and lost
somewhere along the way
Some guy seems to know a garage
down in St Tropez

And we almost
thought that we could pay him
But we've spent our last few bucks in Nice
for matching bracelets

I didn't get a word of what he said
parlez vous anglais?
He said non
Mais parlez-vous francais?
I said no, no way"