I´ll stare in the sun too long
And burn my eyes out
I´ll hold my hand on the store
And melt my flesh off

Dare me to jump and I´ll be the first
Can´t push me too far cuz I´m always the worst!

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done
I´ll be the first one to take the dare
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!

I´ll shave my nose off
I´ll chop my baby toe off
I´ll tattoo my eyes from the inside
So I can see it!

I´ll pierce my colon
So my shit comes out like Play Dough
I´ll knock my tooth out
I´ll slice my ear lobe!

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done
I´ll be the first one to take the dare
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!

You can´t stop me
You can´t shock me
I´m too crazy!
Cuz I´ll chop off my leg
I´ll tattoo my head
And don´t think I won´t fucking do it!

I´ll Be the one who´s actually dumb
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done
I´ll be the first one to take the dare
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!