I'm a rich man's toy
Sick of the way you've been putting me down
Sick of all your stupid games
I'm a rich man's toy
You're a son of a gun and I'm easily led
Coming up sometimes for air
I'm a rich man's toy

Sick of the way you've been putting me down
Sick of all your stupid games
A toy - when you die they'll burn your bones
But they'll never destroy your remains
You must be the king of the world

I'm a rich man's toy
The duchess envoy said when I was a kid
You'd smack me around on a whim
I'm a rich man's toy
Your boyfriend moved all my things in the hall
- Didn't know you were sleeping with him

I'm a rich man's toy
With powder and make-up
D'you think that I scrub up well?
Watching you wake up
Who's right who's not
Who's gonna get it now that I'm a rich man's toy

What's the matter with me?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with me
Read us the riot act
Or read your cues

Powder and make-up
Watching you wake up
Do you think that I scrub up well
Who's right who's not
Who owes who what
Who's gonna get it now...

I'm a rich man's toy