They say he's worse than Hitler, what a terrible guy,
Yet somehow the bombs didn't fall from the sky.
No wars to speak of, no troops on the ground,
Just treaties and peace deals quietly around.
He's destroying the world by not starting a fight,
How dare he let peace be the shining light!
The war machine's crying, their profits run dry,
Without new conflicts, how can they get by?
Oh, Trump, Trump, what have you done?
No wars to fight, no battles won!
The war contractors cry, they're losing their gold,
With no fresh conflicts, their stories grow cold.
Didn't bow down, didn't kiss the ring,
Forcing Europe to pay for their own thing.
You stopped the wars, but they all complain,
Because mean tweets drove them insane!
He's a threat to democracy, don't you see?
By stopping illegals from voting, oh, the tyranny!
Citizens casting ballots? What a crime!
Where's the open border voting line?
He's refusing to sterilize the young and confused,
Not letting kids make choices they shouldn't choose.
A monster for sure, denying them the path,
To irreversible changes before they do the math!
Oh, Trump, Trump, what have you done?
No wars to fight, no battles won!
The war contractors cry, they're losing their gold,
With no fresh conflicts, their stories grow cold.
Didn't bow down, didn't kiss the ring,
Forcing Europe to pay for their own thing.
You stopped the wars, but they all complain,
Because mean tweets drove them insane!
Mean tweets! Oh, the horror we saw,
Worse than the wars, they broke the law!
He crushed us with words, while peace reigned abroad,
What kind of tyrant prefers no squad?
The media cried, "He's destroying the land,"
With no wars to wage, it was all out of hand.
How dare he bring soldiers home from the fight,
And tweet out his thoughts in the middle of the night?
He's ruining the planet by bringing calm,
While critics demand he drop the bomb.
No new wars, just peace in sight,
What a villain—he must be the blight!
Oh, Trump, Trump, what have you done?
No wars to fight, no battles won!
The war contractors cry, they're losing their gold,
With no fresh conflicts, their stories grow cold.
Didn't bow down, didn't kiss the ring,
Forcing Europe to pay for their own thing.
You stopped the wars, but they all complain,
Because mean tweets drove them insane!
So here's to the tyrant who didn't play fair,
Bringing peace when nobody cared.
A monster, they call you, with tweets as your sword,
But all we got was a world unwarred.