Let me tell you about someone I know
She takes a cake and steals a show
But she gives away her heart of gold
To everybody that she knows

Her dad was Harry and her mom was a Jewel
And they brought her up right old school
And if you messed with them in any way
Pucha Louie my sadaka is what they'd say

Twenty years old, blind date with my dad
Five months later, they were wed
Everybody said it would never last
But sixty years went by pretty fast

She could cook fish in about a hundred ways
When dad brought it home it wouldn't go to waste
She could stretch a dollar from here to Japan
Feeding five kids and her hungry old man

When things got thin, we never knew they did
Cause there was plenty of love for all us kids
She's a coupon cutter like no other
Well, that's my mom, one hell of a mother

She's my mom, best mom in the world
My mom, ain't she a pearl
My mom, I couldn't be prouder
My mom, this is my song about her

Well, we had her outnumbered by five to one
But we just one look we knew we were done
Just a hundred pounds soaking wet
But such a force to be reckoned with

She never took us to the dump though she said she would
Cause occasionally we weren't that good
When we messed up, it was plain to see
She would ask us, are you out of your tree

For every situation she's got a song
With a voice like an angel singing all day long
She could play one heck of a mean guitar
Pick you up off the road when you fall out the car

Hey, Mom, when's dinner when your father gets home
Now go outside and play, leave me alone.
The carrot pooped until it turned yellow
And my dad is one lucky fella

When your chips are down and things askew
She's gonna put you on a list and pray for you
Through thick and thin and all kinds of weather
She's the glue that holds us all together

When God gets confused and he needs advice
He calls my mom cause she's super wise
You might think I'm exaggerating, but I ain't
She's an angel on earth, probably make her a saint

That's my mom, best the mom in the world
My mom, ain't she a pearl
My mom, I couldn't be prouder
My mom, gonna sing a little louder

That's my mom, best mom in the world
My mom, ain't she a pearl
My mom, I couldn't be prouder
My mom, gonna sing a little louder

That's my mom, best mom in the world
My mom, ain't she a pearl
My mom, I couldn't be prouder
My mom, that's my song about her

My mom
Love you mom