Well hello nice to meet you my friend
I heard a lot of swell things about you
That you're nice and kind and sometimes a little blue.
Heard that you play in a band.
I heard that we have a lot of the same friends.
Heard that you used to date a very tall girl
And see now I feel even smaller than I am.

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends,
And play another one of your own songs,
You have to go and say we're just friends,
And play another one of your

Songs, are all I've got to tell my stories
About selfish people like you.
Who make little girls very sad and blue.
My songs are all I've to sleep at night,
This and a very, very bad guitar.
Your songs are not the ones that I listen to
But if it pleases you, I'll say I do.

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends,
And play another one of your own songs,
You have to go and say we're just friends,
How convenient we just went to bed,
You have to go back to the van,
How convenient we just went to bed.
I shouldn't say a word to our friends
How convenient we just went to bed.

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends,
And play another one of your own songs,
You have to go and say we're just friends,
How convenient we just went to bed
I shouldn't say a word to our friends.

Here we go, you have to go and say we're just friends,
And play another one of your own songs,
You have to go and say we're just friends,
You have to go and say we're just friends.