God is dead and I wanna become him
Fuck a fatty bitch, eat a bit off of her limb
Slit her neck and dip her in Cane's sauce
Crucify a bitch on a Cane's tendie cross
I drink Cane's sauce every fucking day
And now my semen is brown and gray
Expand my flesh, let my body grow denser
Become a human Cane's sauce dispenser
I cut my veins open and Cane's sauce flows out
They milk my dick when there's a Cane's sauce drought
My body is devoted to a being much higher
I give my soul to the Raising Cane's fryer
I fucking love Cane's, love their toast most
Make my vessel a slut for glucose
I give urethral birth to Cane tendies
Fuck Donald, fuck King, fuck Wendy's
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce, then I cum Cane's sauce
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce, then I cum Cane's sauce
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce, then I cum Cane's sauce
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce, then I cum Cane's sauce
I wish there was a way to always have my favorite snack
Cane's cock lover like a nymphomaniac
Endless barrels of canes sauce out of my butt crack
The tippity-top dream for an average Caniac
Imma devoted Christian, I believe in God
Im prayin every day for unlimited Cane's sauce
After years and years, nothing really came
I was beginning to think it was my asshole to blame
That night I was sittin on the shitter reading Twitter
When I push a heavy load my ass starts to jitter
But of course I'm no quitter, im a goddamn committer
I look in the bowl and there's peach sauce with glitter
No fucking way, is this for real?
Did I just shit my favorite sauce for a meal?
I run downstairs and get a French fry
I stick it in my creation and give it a try
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce and I shit Cane's sauce
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce and I shit Cane's sauce
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce and I shit Cane's sauce
Yeah I drink Cane's sauce and I shit Cane's sauce
Excuse me, can I get the Caniac combo?
Extra penis, please