I'm a motherfucking gooner, spank it to some pooner
Cover my computer with my sticky cum shooter
The real cock bruiser with the porn-sick user
Sandpaper smoother and a full-time coomer
Self-dick sucker and zero pussy lover
Biggest hand fucker with the crusty bed cover
Prostate churning with joy as a goon cave dweller
Known on PornHub as the TestieSweller
Got my emergency kit in case I need to stroke hits
Taking estrogen just to grow my own tits
Living like a neet, busting on a toilet seat
Or I'll bust in my hand or I'll bust on my teeth
My tip would retract if I touched pussy lip
Bust in negatives thanks to my death grip
Begging for a suckle from just the nip
Reprime the lotion, watch how easy it slips
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna bust so hard it'll break my room, ooo
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna need a new Fleshlight after this coom, ooo
If you're a gooner like me, you've seen the prophecy
Eventually, we're all bound to get pussy
Do not worry, put the noose away
We gooners are gonna rule one day
A gooner in the White House to make it even whiter
A gooner with a smile makes the whole world brighter
Trump is a gooner and so is Biden too
And every future president is gonna love to goon
Goon lover, dick smotherer, motherless
Get some breasts on my chest and I'll make a mess
I've survived on cum for 3 whole years
So long, even my dick's crying tears
I can't stop gooning, I love this shit
Gooning all day, biggest porn addict
Dick so veiny and bruised it's all blue
I offer this weenie to you
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna bust so hard it'll break my room, ooo
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna need a new Fleshlight after this coom, ooo
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna bust so hard it'll break my room, ooo
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna goon
I'm gonna need a new Fleshlight after this coom, ooo