Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter
It will, sweetheart
At least a hundred a day
Anything you say
And by the way
What?

I want a feast
You ate before you came to the factory
I want a bean feast!
Oops, one of those
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
You can have all those things when you get home
No, now, I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and
Give it to me, now

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me, now

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes and now
Don't care how, I want it now
Don't care how, I want it now

Oompa loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father
Oompa loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the oompa loompa doompadee do