Howie thought brass was the height of style
Now he's got something of a steampunk smile
And it's all right
It's all right, it's all right
Sally got a dagger hung from her septum
O'malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em
And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)
(You do what you do, what you do)
Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it!
Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it
And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)
It's all right, it's all right
Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates
Modify (modify whatever)
Modify (modify and sever)
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected
Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed
Adjacent to her eyes 'cause she wants to look mauled
And it's all right
It's all right, it's all right
Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet
Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete
And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)
(You do what you do, what you do)
Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope
His plan kind of failed, but it would've been dope
And it's all right (it's all right to look cool)
It's all right, it's all right
Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates
Modify (modify whatever)
Modify (modify and sever)
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected
Modify (modify whatever)
Modify (modify and sever)
Modify
May nothing get rejected (knock yourself out)
May nothing get infected