Have you had any suicidal thoughts today
Yes iu0027ve had about 7 or 8
Tell the truth iu0027m not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today
Oh whatu0027s so great about life anyways
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today

Hey kids
Do you hate christmas parties and long lines at the grocery store?
Well have I got the solution for you

Have you had any suicidal thoughts today
Yes iu0027ve had about 7 or 8
Tell the truth iu0027m not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today
Oh whatu0027s so great about life anyways
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today

Side effects of killing yoursel may include
Not being able to work again
Not having to interact with friends or family
Burning in hell
Bloating
Involuntary bowel release
Injury and or death

Have you had any suicidal thoughts today
Yes iu0027ve had about 7 or 8
Tell the truth iu0027m not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today
Oh whatu0027s so great about life anyways
All it ever gives it only takes it away
You go back to the start it always ends the same
So why not kill yourself today

Guillotine
Maybe itu0027s maybelline
Slit your wrists
Its the tits

Have you had any suicidal thoughts today
Yes iu0027ve had about 7 or 8
Tell the truth iu0027m not feeling that great
Think about killing myself today