You're bigger than Elvis
You're cooler than BIG
You're smashin' the dishes
You're Billy the Kid
You're very American, sugar marry me, Dick
I love you

We're on the road to the Jersey Shore
One stoppin' at the Staten Island Mall
Pullin' over at the 7 11
And you buy me pie because
I'm sweeter than heaven

You say you love everything I am
Love my lips and my golden tan
You love my heart-shaped sunglasses
Love my heart-shaped sunglasses
Love my heart-shaped sunglasses
Spin me 'round, kiss me in your Chevrolet
Top down, heaven like you're crazy
You let me drive, I'll let you go all the way
I'll never ever, ever, ever let you get away
Away