It was the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Everybody was stoned,
Even the mouse.

Man from the whore house,
And me from the jail,
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail.

When all of the sudden,
I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick
A nd busted my bladder.

I went downstairs
and what did I see?
A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings
with reefers and beer,
And a big fat hairy dick
for that family queer.

That's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it? You see.

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