Masturbator, educator
They never knew just what she was going to be
Masturbator, educator
They never knew quite anything in the world, yeah

It's a Wednesday morning
And she takes another drink
She does it for the money
And she taught us how to think
They never knew if it was true when I said

I don't know if I can do this right now
I don't know if I can put it on the table
Why don't you put it on the table, table
My head is spinning 'round and 'round

Masturbator, educator
They never knew just what she was going to be
Masturbator, your frustrator
They never knew quite anything in the world, yeah

She put it on the table
I thought my life was on the brink
She smacked it with her ruler
I could tell she had a kink
They never knew if it was true when I said

I don't know if I can do this right now
I don't know if I can put it on the table
Why don't you put it on the table, table
My head is spinning 'round and 'round

Masturbator, educator
They never knew just what she was going to be
Masturbator, infiltrator
They never knew quite anything in the world
Masturbator, educator
They never knew just what she was going to be
Masturbator, your frustrator
They never knew quite anything in the world