You said that it's brie cheese
Looks like pee cheese
You said that it's pepper
Looks like pee pee
I don't know how you ate that thingy
Cause it looks like vomit to me
Looks like I farted in it
Looks I sharted in it
How is that the best bagel
That you have tried
Like wowza banownza
I can't see why
Like dumpster bagel
Bagel is unstable
If you eat it now it's fatal
This bagel look baddie
I wouldn't even eat it
And i'm a fatty
This bagel looks so goofy
Looks like you got it off of looney tunes
Matter of fact it look like
You off a looney tune
Goofy ass look like
You off a looney tune
Tryna say my pepper looks diseased
And you openly admitting
That you ain't seasoned
That bagel tasted good
Cause my palette is decadent
Dissing on my bagel yeah
The hate is so prevalent
Man you so fat
Need a calorie deficit
Yeah you bust a rhyme
Hating on my bagel
When you should've spent your time
Hitting up the treadmill
All this yapping about
My bagel being ugly
When steven over here
Built like a knockoff teletubby
Looks like I sharted in it