Blue Jerseys all around D
Ain't sleeping on main street
I was once something in the orange
Till the mitten raised me
Farmington Hills to Ypsilanti
K-zoo, Walled Lake,
Plymouth-Canton roared my name
But which one was it
Cause I don't feel the same
I'm not tripping over
Sides I'm on
I'm just asking for a friend
Bout the hype on Goff
I don't drink Jameson
I'd rather have Hutchinson
Over at the bar
At Ford's Garage
If I told you a story of what made me this way
How I kept on grinding to the climbing
The truth is I'm a Bear
But had no need for hiding
The fact that I'm lying for Lions!
Swift's got a way with Kelce
Reeling in for the superbowl
Eminem told Stafford a favor
Can you do the damn thing for Campbell
I'm not tripping over
Sides I'm on
I'm just asking for a friend
Bout the hype on Goff
I don't drink Jameson
I'd rather have Hutchinson
Over at the bar
At Ford's Garage
If I told you a story of what made me this way
How I kept on grinding to the climbing
The truth is I'm a Bear
But had no need for hiding
The fact that I'm lying for Lions!
Forty-niners took our place
I don't care who wins at this point
So KC owns the bowl
Next year it's our club joint
I'm not tripping over
Sides I'm on
I'm just asking for a friend
Bout the hype on Goff
I don't drink Jameson
I'd rather have Hutchinson
Over at the bar
At Ford's Garage
If I told you a story of what made me this way
How I kept on grinding to the climbing
The truth is I'm a Bear
But had no need for hiding
The fact that I'm lying for Lions
Blue Jerseys all around D
Ain't sleeping on main street