Good evening ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls
Welcome to the Jefferson Center
I'm Mister Stitches
And i'm usually hiding in your room somewhere
You know that space between your walls
That's usually where I hide
Unless of course i'm under your bed
Or in your closet
And that noise you usually hear at night
You know the one where your parents tell you
it's the furnace turning on
Or mice
Well that's not the furnace
And mice don't make noises like that
That's me
Mr Stitches
And Ill get ya
Sooner or later
Ill get ya
But tonight is one night when you don't have to worry about me being in your house
And youre probably asking
Well why Mr Stitches
Why don't I have to worry about you being in my room tonight
Well because Im here
At the Jefferson Center
And Im here to introduce you to a very special event
Space Monkey Odyssey
A rock opera
And youre in for a real treat
So here we go ladies and gentlemen
The Space Monkey Odyssey