An Accident Waiting To Happen

He's an accident waiting to happen. He's a precedent you don't want to set
He's that guy on your stoop from an unsavory group and he's treating you like his pet
He's the critical mass and he's a pain in the ass. He's like a virus that you're not over yet
He's an accident waiting to happen and you manage somehow to forget

That the day you started drinking his Kool-Aid, you were already flat on the mat
Salivating after each tirade and wearing red baseball hats
Well, you've discarded the news that doesn't parrot his views
Only believing what comes out of this big, fat accident waiting to happen
Can you imagine that

Watch out, here he comes again
With his comedic sass and his big, fat ass. His gold sneakers and his White House pen
He's like an ex who split and left you with children. Deep in debt without a means to an end

He's an accident waiting to happen. Don't let it happen again
Well, he's a traveling vaudeville performer. He's a medicine man on the road
He's a hustler in political pool halls. Bluffing a hand, he refuses to fold
He's an evangelical tent preacher intent upon getting what he thinks he is owed

He's an accident waiting to happen. Headed for a big crossroad
Watch out, here he comes again
With his comedic sass and his big, fat ass. His gold sneakers and his White House pen
He's like an ex who split and left you with children. Deep in debt without a means to an end
He's an accident waiting to happen. The only question is when

He's an accident waiting to happen. Don't let it happen again
Don't let it happen again