They're in the outback of Australia
They're in the African Karoo
They're in the tundra of Alaska
And there's one in Timbuktu
They're in the Papua New Guinea
Singapore and in Rangoon
Neil Armstrong said he even
Saw them on the moon

They're everywhere
They're everywhere
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They're a happy little nation
Despite their situation
If you need them they'll be there
Cause there Rhodies everywhere

They're in the whole of Europe
From Finland down to Spain
In the good old Middle East
From Israel to Bahrain
And I heard from sources in the FBI and KGB
Security in the Kremlin's run by a guy from the BSAP

They're everywhere
They're everywhere
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They're a happy little nation
Despite their situation
If you need them they'll be there
Cause there Rhodies everywhere

They're crawling out the woodwork
They're fallin' out the trees
And they usually found
Where there's Braai smoke in the breeze
With their Vellies and their shorts
They're a breed that's really rare
No matter where you go
There are Rhodies everywhere

They're everywhere you go
They're everywhere, you know
You can even dial a Rhodie if you dare
They're a happy little nation
Despite their situation
If you need them they'll be there
Cause there Rhodies everywhere
If you need them they'll be there
Cause there Rhodies everywhere