Behold the way our fine feathered-friend
his virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not my dim witted friend,
the picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair
conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright truthful sincere
And slightly dopey gent you're

My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart

You looks are laughable unphotographable
You're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little bit weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little bit weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's
Each day is Valentine's
Each day is Valentine's Day"