Well people laugh and stare, as I walk by
In my longtail coat, and my tie
So I just tell them this when they ask me why
I'm a retro man with a retro plan

I'm a retro man with a retro plan
And the finest hair in the land
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
I like to be myself, cause I can

I like to dress up fine, and I slick my hair
Oh the girls like to laugh at what I wear
But I just walk on by, cause I don't care
I'm a retro man, with a retro plan

I'm a retro man with a retro plan
And the finest hair in the land
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
I like to be myself, cause I can

I like that old time way, livin' off the land
I even built my home with my hands
And I'll tell you why I'm in this old-time band
I'm a retro man, with a retro plan

I'm a retro man with a retro plan
And the finest hair in the land
I'm a retro man with a retro plan
I like to be myself, cause I can

I like to be myself, cause I can"