There's a cow on the road and we can't get through
The driver's getting heckled by the whole darn crew
The cow swerves left, and the cow swerves right
It looks like we're having ground beef tonight

Oh we're moving slow and we're gonna be late
Although the road is smooth and straight
We can't speed up and we can't get by
The cow it moves from side to side

There's a cow on the road and we can't get through
The driver's getting heckled by the whole darn crew
The cow swerves left, and the cow swerves right
It looks like we're having ground beef tonight

Well there's fingernails flying from the driver's seat
He's chewing them off with his big white teeth
There's sweat drippin' down from his hairy brow
His face is as red as that angus cow

There's a cow on the road and we can't get through
The driver's getting heckled by the whole darn crew
The cow swerves left, and the cow swerves right
It looks like we're having ground beef tonight

There's a cow on the road and we can't get through
The driver's getting heckled by the whole darn crew
The cow swerves left, and the cow swerves right
It looks like we're having ground beef tonight

Oh, it looks like we're having ground beef tonight"