She say it pink that bubblegum princess
Tear her panties leave em destress
Stick it in we bout to do these
Leave her stomach feeling a mess
Says it doesn't even matter
Thinks her husband has a mistress
Yea she loves to have me over
Makes me sneak in thru the egress
Bouta take her on vacation
Filler her up and let destress
She the wicked witch of Key West
No entry fee bitch keyless
Now she sloping on my oh shit
Bouta blow like an extremist
Go down to have my dinner
Call me Johnny I'm that sinner
Hold up
That action start that doctor
That Space cadet school proctor
That handy man that plumber
Back breaker of your mother
Gets a call right from the lawyer
Says Jack has to divorcer her
Her husband had a boyfriend
Just guess where her friends had found them
Kissing in the fountain
Livin broke back mountain
Even made a movie where another dude mount him
Thought she would have a breakdown
Instead she starts to strip down
Says There's no way to fix this
Except let a real man hit this
The way I'm bout to get this
Gonna make this bitch start limpin
Going full steam locomotive
Make her finish I'm the closer
She that Cowgirl do-si-do her
She red Rover coming over
Now she getting really freaky
Man she begging me to choker her
The way she takes it down
Woulda thought my shit was kosher
Yea it didn't take her long
To break that 10 year sober
Guess failed marriage and a husband
That used her as a cover
Makes you wanna do some blow
And really self discover
Now I pass the booze and liquor
We about to hear the kicker
Her friend already know me
They were told that I'm the chauffeur
In a sense that's kinda true
With how she's riding on my boner
I got a funny nickname
From the story's that arouse her
Her friends call me the pilgrim
Cause I'm Cumin on May's flower
Emotions on her mind gotta lot to unpack
Think an easy fix talkin 20 pack Prozac
Making love at night yea I'm rubbin on her big rack
Way I make her laugh thinking Big Bang laugh track
Finger paint her body Picasso shit I'm abstract
Covered like a warrior man I call that shit Aztec
Shawdy kinda small really looking like a snack pack
Screaming kinda loud could confuse her for a scat pack
Throwin ass back in a mini van hatchback
Way I make clap given Vietnam flashbacks
When she comes to me getting railed like Amtrak's
When it comes to fucken yea we do that shit like cat naps
Think a 4d movie you can't see that shit in Imax
Gonna blow a load when she tuggin on my nut sack
Swallowing kids like a Spielberg shark attack
Dislocate her Jaw when I bust a little kick back
She say it pink that bubblegum princess
Tear her panties leave em destress
Stick it in we bout to do these
Leave her stomach feeling a mess
Says it doesn't even matter
Her ex husband is a gay man
We about to fuck all over
From Vancouver to the Caymans
Then I take her on vacation
Filler up and let destress
She the wicked witch of Key West
No entry fee bitch keyless
Now she sloping on my oh shit
Bouta blow like an extremist
Go down to have my dinner
Call me Johnny I'm that sinner
Hold up