Molly, changes channels
With a confidence, I have never seen
I sit quietly, and wish I could be,
Half the woman that she embodies
But I let it go, because this TV show
About home renovation has captured by attention
I forget I'm ill at ease
In my femininity
I thank God for terrestrial TV

I'm sorry
I'm distracted
By these ideals I can never reach
I sit quietly, and wish I could be
Half as happy in this strange body
But I let it go, because this TV show
Is the perfect inspiration for the perfect transformation
I don't have the energy
to reflect on being me
So I thank God for terrestrial TV"