We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am

Do you see that thing swimming round and round
Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There'll be a head for you, a tail for me

We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile

(Growl)
(Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty)

Do you hear what i hear? A baby cry
Where we findin' baby there's milk nearby
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you, and also some for me

(Reow)

We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile

We are Siamese if you please
We are siamese if you dont please
We are former residents of Siam
There is no finer cat then I am

There is no finer cat than I am (No I am)

There are no finer cats than we am