They say It's coming on to christmas
Hello Saferide, light a candle in the christmas tree
They say It's gonna be all parties and carols
Well I disagree
Well I disagree

You left on the 10th of December
Guess there'll be no Nobel award from me
Far as standing outside by your window, shouting
"I disagree"
"I disagree"

And as for present, you fuck, I had an Ipod Nano
With your name written on it
It's gonna fit well into my new life listening
To Gloria Gaynor, singing
"I will survive"

They say there's suppose to be three wise men
I've been searching but I haven't found a single one
Angels brought a baby to a virgin me
I'll just settle for some good old fun
Settle for some good old fun

And as for present, you fuck, I had an Ipod Nano
With your name written on it
It's gonna fit well into my new life listening
To Gloria Gaynor, singing
"I will survive"

And as you're on your way
Merry Christmas, you just ruined my favourite holiday