You know what I'm saying
He's not real
You should fuck with me, I'm real
Yea I'm real deal holyfield
You know what I'm saying
No man

Heems

Man
And your man he a lame
Got a lil drip
Pretty got a lil game
Got a couple whips
And he got a lil fame
He ain't with the shits
When's the last time you came
I can simulate you
Imma give you brain
Yo, he need to stay in his lane
Him and me we are not the same
You need a man that'll treat you like a dame
Imma treat you like Judi Dench
You should put him on a bench
Everyone that meet me tell me I'm a mensch
You don't gotta fix me up, you don't need a wrench
Anything you want, you can cop it
Get it like a rocket
Tell me, Keep going, and I won't be stoppin
Now you all wet, it's a mess and I'm moppin (I'm moppin)

I can clean your house
If you get scared, I will kill a mouse
Then let it go, all humane and shit
Go to war for the pussy like Usain and shit
I'mma treat you like Helen Mirren
Customs clearin'
Copped you earrings
Got you cheerin'
Never jeerin'
If you go deaf I will fix your hearing

Whatever you want (Want)
Whatever you want (Want)
I can get you whatever you want (Want)
Whatever you want (Want)
Cuz I'm real
I'm real (I'm real)
He fake (He fake)
But I'm real (I'm real)

I'mma treat you like Joan Collins
Even though I'm more like Henry Rollins
Cop you houses
Greko Columns
Scared of gargoyles, I'll kill goblins
I'mma treat you like Elizabeth Taylor
Even though I curse like a sailor
Buy you books by Norman Mailer
The finest dresses from the finest tailors
Get it till you outta breath
Get you inhalers
Suck on your neck like Vlad the Impaler
She like a monument, I'll unveil her
If she like well I'll regale her
I can treat you like Anna Wintour
Put a jacket on you when it's called in winter
You don't gotta worry if you get splinters
I'm old and wise like the mutant Splinter
I can treat you like Gladys Cooper
Get you rings like I'm a hooper
Put that pussy in a stupor
You like steaks then Peter Luger
And your man he a
He scare the hoes like Freddie Kuger
Get you Vespas if you like scooters
Want a small car? Mini coopers

Whatever you want (Want)
Whatever you want (Want)
I can get you whatever you want (Want)
Whatever you want (Want)
Cuz I'm real
I'm real (I'm real)
He fake (He fake)
But I'm real (I'm real)
Whatever you want (Want)
Whatever you want (Want)
I can get you whatever you want (Want)
Whatever you want (Want)
Cuz I'm real
I'm real (I'm real)
He fake (He fake)
But I'm real (I'm real)"