G.I. Joe boy
Monkey suit man
Shamu, 5.0, flatfoot
Make less money than a damn schoolteacher

Ignorant redneck
Squeal, squeal, squeal
I'm gettin' tired of dealing with the p-i-g-c-o-w-a-r-d
Cro-Magnum, meter maid fed, cinder block (hed)
How to serve and protect everything that you hate-wait
Your pencil neck's about to break

Coward, coward
What's with that chip on your shoulder?
What's with that chip on your shoulder?

Vacuum
Vak-yoom brain ded
Oink-oink, cornfed
No action seein'
Glorified security guard
Causin' more trouble than you find on your silly beat

Useless & integrated
The hate and race war you perpetuate will soon end
Then, you'll be unemployed
Checkin' my ID for a livin'
Insecure, power struck excuse for a pig
Smell the bacon fryin'
See it dyin' in my nice dreams
Slice these officers
Bleedin' from the cap that me just twisted back-snap!

Slut
Coward, coward
What's with that chip on your shoulder?
What's with that chip on your shoulder?