My Bitcoin's rare, locked down, fin saved,
Bitch, back up, they ain't yours to claim,
I’ll fuck your friend, she got an OnlyFans page,
I'm on Pornhub live, while she’s down for the play,

Buying Bitcoin in this goddamn chaos,
World's burnt out, everyone’s feeling lost,
Commies took over, now we all pay the cost,
They want my stash, but I'm the fucking boss,