Oh, wonderful morning, isn't it
Huh, I see Mr. Green is having a garage sale
Golly, let's go check it out
Good morning, Billy

Good morning, Mr. Green. I see you're having a garage sale
Well, of course. My mom was recently hospitalized, so I'm trying to raise a few bucks to help with her medical bills
That's awfully kind of you. I hope your mom gets better soon, Mr. Green
Thank you, Bailey. I have quite the assortment of knick-knacks. Please help yourself

I think that box over there has some toys in them from when I was your age
No kidding? Well, I'mma check it out, then
Huh, what's this? It seems to be some kind of old VHS
My, it's quite dirty

Mr. Green, I found this unmarked VHS. How much for it
Unmarked, hmm? Well, Billy, you're a nice young fella, so why not have that there VHS for free
No kidding? Thank you so much, Mr. Green
No problem, Billy. Now go knock yourself out

Careful there, young whipper snapper. I almost hit you
Sorry, sir. I have to get home
Mom, Dad, I'm back
Well, it seems I'm home alone

My, it's hot in here. I need to open the living room window
Oh, since I'm home alone, I'll see if Joel wants to come over
Hey there, Joel. You want to come on over
What's up, Billy? I'll be in there soon

See you
You
Hey, Joel. Hey, Billy
Come on inside. I have this VHS I want to show you

Cool
Now, how does this thing work? Let me just... Ah, there we go
Aw, man. It's just a blue screen. This VHS is a dud
It's okay, Billy. We can watch something else

Golly, it's an old cartoon
Huh? Hey, kids. It's Rusty the Raccoon
Today, we're going to go on a little adventure
We're in the Tarn Nation

Hey, kids. It's Haidynx. I present to you the Psycho EP
Watch this instead of boring cartoons
I'll teach you some fun life lessons like how fun death really is
By the end of this, you'll be so mind-screwed, you'll be under my total control

Watch, watch, and enjoy the psychotic ride
Oh, why am I covered in red
It's just a little bit of ketchup. Don't you kids worry now
Ha, ha, ha