Give me a carriage with eight white horses
I've got a date with my sweetie tonight
Give me a carriage with eight white horses
I wanna do it up-right
Give me a castle at my disposal
Deep in the forest a-way out of sight
I need a setting for my proposal
I wanna do it up-right.
Hey, I wanna sweep you off your feet with dazzling treasure.
Shower you with spices from exotic lands.
I wanna be your Galahad in shining armor,
I'll win you a duel, bag you a dragon,
I'm not a guy that's totally braggin'

I've taken stock of my cash resources
Soon we'll get married and someday you'll see
You'll have that carriage with eight white horses.
A baby carriage, a three room castle, for baby, for you, and for me.

Hey, I wanna sweep you off your feet with dazzling treasure.
Shower you with spices from exotic lands.
I wanna be your Galahad in shining armor.
I'll win you a duel, bag you a dragon,
I'm not a guy that's totally braggin'.
I've taken stock of my cash resources,
Can't even get me a carriage tonight.
Win me a castle, for my proposal
So we can do it up-right

I still like to dress like a lady.

Why don't we stay home tonight.