Heads up girls, look who's coming
She got those pearls from someone's husband
She's never been nothing but a nasty thing
Too much perfume, too much bling
Tell your man to wear that ring
She's looking for trouble tonight

She's a little miss runner up, a bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup
Got a high cut skirt and a low-down strutshe works it
Lord have mercy on a married man wrapped up in her rhinestone scam
Dynamite but never quite enough, she's a little miss runner up
(Little miss runner up)

Barroom blue is her color
They all look but they don't love her
A man can't help but stare at that
She's got a body like a welcome mat
Trailer tan and trucker tats
She's really one hell of a site

She's a little miss runner up, a bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup
Got a high cut skirt and a low-down strutshe works it
Lord have mercy on a married man wrapped up in her rhinestone scam
Throws it all away and winds up stuck with a you-know-what

She's never been nothing but a nasty thing
Too much perfume too much bling
Tell your man to wear that ring
She's looking for trouble tonight

She's a little miss runner up, a bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup
Got a high cut skirt and a low-down strutshe works it
Lord have mercy on a married man wrapped up in her rhinestone scam
Dynamite but never quite enough, give the girl a final twirl for luck
She's a little miss runner up (little miss runner up)
She's a little miss runner up (little miss runner up)