Button down white shirt
And a two-tone suit
Flat black skinny tie
Cherry red monkey boots
It’s there for the taking
He struts down the aisle
Adjusting his tie knot
Only adds to the style
I’ve got time for a quick one
Don’t be so coy
Just Call me Ska-face
You’re here to enjoy

Ska-face you’re so fine
Ska-face you’re so cool
Ska-face we love you
Ska-face breaks all the rules

He’s had enough now
So he calls to an end
Don’t be disappointed
Just tell your friends
Sunglasses on, he heads for the door
Nods to the sheep who’ve fallen before
Handshakes the henchmen
Who ask for the score
I’ve run out of fingers
But will be back for more

I don’t need no, I don’t no alcohol...just give me the blues
I don’t need no, I don’t no alcohol...just give me A blue one!