This one's for the ladies, it's been tested, tried and true,
When some creepy sleazy fucker, comes creeping up on you,
Bringing unwanted attention and tentacles for hands,
Stare him dead between the eyes and kick him in the nadz.

Cock, back, aim, shoot!
Nothing hurts quite like the truth
Cock, back, aim, proof!
Paint his balls black & blue

When you're walking home at night, do it without fear,
Whether you're gay, straight, trans, lesbian or queer,
Here's a dose of knowledge, they say knowledge is power,
So load up your Doc Martins and make those fuckers cower.

Cock, back, aim, shoot!
Nothing hurts quite like the truth
Cock, back, aim, proof!
Paint his balls black & blue

Cock, back, aim, shoot!
Cock, back, aim, proof!