Can I get my sweatshirt back?
Like for real

Darlene, I know you really miss me
Look outside and your truck spots empty
Been that way since the day that you left me
And drove off in a souped-up Chevy
I just downed a 30 my vision's blurry
Can't see past the dash
I'm movin' too fast
Foot glued to the gas

Bottle in hand
No stop 'til I see the sandman
Look ma! I got no hands
Behind me, the lights they flash
Hit the ditch, look at me I crash
Hop out, do the dash
Pass out in the grass
Call that whiskey romance

Darlene, I know you really miss me
Look outside and your truck spots empty
Been that way since the day that you left me
And drove off in a souped-up Chevy
I just downed a 30 my vision's blurry
Can't see past the dash
I'm movin' too fast
Foot glued to the gas

There's a tear in my beer
I'm cryin' for ya dear
I'm facin' my fears in jail like dude lookin' at me in the rear
I'm really fuckin' scared
What should I do
Ain't no way I can fight this dude
He a total tank, he a total brute
I need me another brew
For gettin' over you
Darlene don't get it mixed up
Still ain't givin' you no footrubs

Darlene, I know you really miss me
Look outside and your truck spots empty
Been that way since the day that you left me
And drove off in a souped-up Chevy
I just downed a 30 my vision's blurry
Can't see past the dash
I'm movin' too fast
Foot glued to the gas

Darlene, I know you really miss me
Look outside and your truck spots empty
Been that way since the day that you left me
And drove off in a souped-up Chevy
I just downed a 30 my vision's blurry
Can't see past the dash
I'm movin' too fast
Foot glued to the gas

C'mon Darlene, just throw that booty back real quick
Just one more time
For the boys