Let me introduce my ego
I'm so glad you've come along
It's like never ending Lego
I'm sure that you'll enjoy the song

I've spent years of my life in talking
‘Bout the thing I don't even know
By the time I became professional
Like that guy on a late night show
cnd I'm chitting this - and I'm chatting that
cnd you better do believe me when I tell you...

I'm so busy makin' money
That you just can't say a word
cnd to entertain me honey
Tell me something that I haven't heard

People say I've got no feelings
They are wrong - I can feel your cash
But I don't even need no stealing
‘Cause you'll pull it out of your stash
cnd I'm chitting this - and I'm chatting that
cnd you better do believe me when I tell you...

I'm talkin' ‘bout things!
I'm talkin' ‘bout things!

I'll be Mister Mighty-Mighty
When I reach the highest ground
Sometimes I become so flighty
Changing with the speed of sound

I could sell you a lot of nothing
You can count on a special price
But be sure to see me laughing
When I give you a bunch of lies
cnd I'm chitting this — and I'm chatting that
cnd you better do believe me when I tell you...

I'm talkin' ‘bout things!
I'm talkin' ‘bout things!

I'm gonna tell you one thing
Baby there is nothing
Not a thing that I don't know
No-no-no-no...

You gotta trust me always
Just because there's no way
To find out if I am wrong...