Two tears in a bucket I cry with ya, ah
But I can never lie with ya
I can never afford not to afford
I can never put my plans to the side with ya
I can never see a red light like a deer with a headlight
I freeze up when I re-up
See I better have patience
And you're relatin', only the moment to complete us
Why you hate to work for it
The reason I never went to work for it?
See a nine to five was so jive, turkey
But when Thanksgiving came that check didn't hurt me
You plead the fifth, I read the fifth amendment
We both criminals with bad intention
They say time heals all
But if I could short cut my success, motherfunk all y'all, wassup

Brothers be like
"George, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?"
I was hard when I started
I'll be hard when I get through
For example if I had to sample some funk like you
Would I be funky too?
And another thing
It ain't so hard, it ain't so strange
If I could be funky like you
If I could be funky like you

Brothers be like
"George, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?"
He was hard when he started
And he be hard when he get through
He was hard when he started
And he gonna be hard when he get through

Bottom where I treat em, you know if I need em
See, Dr. Funkenstein that's my spiritual leader
Some suckers don't like it, 'cause I'm a psychic
And if you tricks don't like it, ho you can dyke it
It's that self-made Kool-aid, look what red and blue made
Turned O'Shea into N.W.A
Triple OG, ain't never sold a key
Ain't never did time, they still respect mine
Ask all the niggas on the mainline
Who they favorite and what he's made with
Playboy, I ain't nothing to play with
I'm dangerous when it comes to using this language
Me and Starchild, we talk to strangers
All the real hoods is ready to bang this
You might not understand if you come from Cambridge
I'm flesh and blood, that's hard as stainless
Yeh yeh (it's good to be hard) it's good to be hard homie
(It's hard to be good) but damn, it's hard to be good

Brothers be like (two tears in a bucket)
"George, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?"
I was hard when I started
I'll be hard when I get through
Brothers be like
"George, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?" (all say)
I was hard when I started
Gon' be hard when I get through
Brothers be like (two tears in a bucket)
"George, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?"
He was hard when he started
Said he'll be hard when he get through
Brothers be like
"George, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?"
He was hard when he started
And he'll be hard when he get through
He was hard when he started
He gon' be hard when he get through

Ain't that funkin' kind hard on you?
Ain't that funkin kinda hard
Yeah
Ain't that funkin' kind hard on you?
(Since when did the funk become funny)
Baby, been funkin for so long)
(Shit, ain't nothing but)
Hey-y-y-y
Ain't that funkin' kind of hard on you?
(See it's second nature to me)
I'm still funkin' for fun
(Two tears and a bucket)
Ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?
I've been doing it from the start, hey
Ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?
We ain't never gonna stop
Two tears and a bucket
Ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?
Never, never stop, no, no
Never stop, no, no
No, no (ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?)
No, no, no
Never, never, never stop
Brothers be like
"George, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?"