There's this guy in Rocket League
He used to be a trader
Well he still is but trading is getting removed
In December
He likes to collect some things
Items that are painted
Not any paint, but a special one
It's kinda brown and we all hate it
He's tryna get 200.000 of this ugly looking shit
He's kinda cool so let's try and help him with all his BS
Just add him as a friend, MisterDrProf
That's M-I-S-T-E-R-D-R-P-R-O-F
Just add him as a friend, he won't scam you no
You won't use those BS items when trading is gone
Oh no