I'm a freestyler my mechanics are so good
Not gonna lie I am so much better than you
You only dream of having half my car control
You have no clue the things I can do with the ball
The only problem is I really like to smurf (love to smurf)
I hit my resets on a bunch of low rank nerds (they are so dumb)
So many people tell me "stop clapping their cheeks" (I do indeed)
But I know silvers like to watch my corner reads (they are so peak)
I know I technically could go to private games
But to be honest it is really not the same
Clipping on bots it isn't really that much fun
I like defenders who are learning how to jump
And if you think my ego is out of control (out of control)
Try not to have one when you can quadruple stall (right off the wall)
And even though Frowzy shits on me once a month (he really sucks)
That doesn't mean that I am ever gonna stop
Freestyling is too fun I love it, it is true
It's not my fault nobody's enforcing the rules
Gonna keep doing what I do, sorry for you
Smile for my montage when you see me in your queue