Hey there Mr. Bartender! Pour me a special friend.
Someone that I can talk to at the day’s lonely end.
Pour her beautiful and lonely. Yeah let this night begin,
So I can sit and drink with my imaginary friend.

Darlin’ you look so beautiful. I’m glad that you came here.
Never mind that guy laughing sayin’ I’m just talkin’ to my beer.
You look sad but pretty. You make my heartache mend.
Pour another round of drinks for me and my imaginary friend.

Can you tell the one about how everything worked out right?
Me and my imaginary friend - we’re having some fun tonight.
Thank you Mr. Bartender. Yeah, you poured me a fine one tonight.

She laughed at my jokes - even snuggled up close. I’d say she’s just right.
I think she may be a keeper. Oh I can’t let this night end.
She’s clinging to me like honey on bees - my sweet imaginary friend.

Can you tell the one about how everything worked out right?
Me and my imaginary friend - we’re having some fun tonight.
Well now Mr. Bartender! Yeah, you poured me a good one tonight.

She listened to me with a little sympathy. She’s one real sweet delight.
I thought that she was a keeper, but after last call came the end.
You stopped pouring me beer and she disappeared, my imaginary friend.
In a flash you were gone ‘fore I finished my song , my imaginary friend.
Imaginary friend…. Imaginary friend.