Daddy, do you know what Mom did last night
She called up Santa, she did it all right
She called him long distance while you were away
And here is what I heard my mommy say
She said I was bad
I was picking a fight
Not to leave toys for her on Christmas night
She wasn't kidding
I picked up the line
I was there listening all of the time
She said dear Santa guess what else he did
I just don't know what to do with this kid
Last night right after I put her to bed
She snuck downstairs for some jelly and bread
Now I'm in trouble Mom's fixed things just fine
Daddy, do you think you can help me this time
Isn't there something you can do?
And Daddy, do you know Santa sounds just like you
And Daddy, do you know Santa sounds just like you