You look like a Monday
Burnt out, what a display
Used up all your sick days
The cure, medical cocaine
Doctor I'm at the end of my rope
I'm fresh out of artificial hope
Just write me a script to help me cope
Oh thank God, that's Adderall she wrote
That's Adderall she wrote
That's Adderall she wrote
Cash in the last part of my brain
Convince myself I was born this way
I just learned that Rome wasn't built in a day
I'll break my body 'till I get my way
Big man, what's up guy?
You spent seventeen hours watching paint dry
Never sleep because you just don't have the time
I got a cure for you that brings reason to rhyme
All you need is a healthcare card
Just sign below on the dotted line
Then wait two to four weeks by the letterbox
Then take three and you'll nod right off
That's Adderall she wrote
That's Adderall she wrote
You can't say that I didn't try
I'm just not built like the other guys
Romulus might have raised by wolves
But he didn't have an AI powered spreadsheet tool
That's Adderall she wrote
That's Adderall she wrote
That's Adderall she wrote
That's Adderall she wrote
You can't say that I didn't try
I'm just not made like the other guys
Hold my hand while I pretend to die
You feed my pain that I love to hide
And when civilisation all caves in
You'll finally realise that I should have been king
From my golden throne I'll scream and shout
For thirty days until my script runs out
It's all blood and soil until plants don't grow
You can't harvest tears from spent motor oil
You read all the books to pass the exam
But your HD average means nothing to me now
And where did the rungs on the ladder lead?
An apartment surrounded by plastic trees
If the lights stay on everything's alright
My AirPods drown out the screams at night
And it's just too much for any man to bear
We should have built a Chemist's Warehouse in an underground lair
Before we dropped the bombs and released the hounds
Now I'll never get my Adderall in this wasteland