One, two, three, four
Who can ever really know for sure
'Cause nothing you say has got any merit
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve 'cause I know you would tear it

Five, six, seven, eight
You're late 'cause you came from your last date
And it is already New Year's Day
I waited for you

You treat me like a dog or a parasite
I was always yours, you were never mine
I'm not the final girl in your horror movie
But you won't let me die you'd rather do it slowly

Left alone
Heart is in the Twilight Zone
It would be more of a jump scare
If you actually showed up when you said you'd be there

Now I know what you are
You were texting her number riding in my car
And I know someone better you should meet
She's fast, and she's shiny and her name's Christine

You treat me like a dog or a parasite
I was always yours, you were never mine
I'm not the final girl in your horror movie
But you won't let me die you'd rather do it slowly

Slasher flick
I'm living in a slasher flick
I'm not the final girl
Don't get another day in your world

And there's no sequel for me
Like you convinced me to believe
People like you are so good at
Always hiding behind a mask

You treat me like a dog or a parasite
I was always yours you were never mine
I'm not the final girl in your horror movie
But you won't let me die you'd rather do it slowly