[Intro]

“There is the world famous Whisky a Go Go sign”
“Yo Rick, yo Rick, wassup, wassup baby, Rick what up.
We in LA, straight outta Compton, right from the street, man
This is T Swift to the izzo, do shizzo, man”
Ha ha
Are you ready for it?

[Chorus]

I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
Criticism of me all swiftly dismissed
You diss me? Well, rest in peace
Quick Swifties, call him a misogynist

Yeah I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
And I love every single one of my cultists
Cause I treat you like my cow’s teats
And milk you dry of currencies

[Verse 1]

I’m Taylor, I’m a tortured poet
I torture poets with my tortured poems
Ha, that’s a bar, lemme file ’em right here
Beside “killing his wife for watering flowers”

Let’s not talk artistry
There’s something much deeper going on in here today
And underneath it all, your mask is slippin’
Your true nature is peepin’
And good God, you looking guilty as sin

Welcome to my master’s thesis
You must be thirsty to call me an “ist”, sis
So let’s examine all the ways in which
Calling me a sexist makes you a bitch

I’m Asian, so you must be racist
I have ADHD, you must be ableist
I’m a boomer? Man, you must be ageist
I have small peepee? You body shamist

Stop bullying me! I’m the victim!
Can’t you see that’s how mother manipulate ‘em?
Recognize her weaponized feminism
She only care bout women if she’s women

Oh yes, if there’s a special place in hell
Reserved for women who do not help other women, well
Then it’s right around the corner from you, ma’am
Oh no, she’s takin’ her private jet

I jest, I jest, I kid, I kid
I ain’t kidding bout her being a dick to other women though
I guess, I guess, if you are new here
Here’s a list of women that your feminist has messed with

Katy, Kayla, Karlie, Charli, Billie, Lana, Nicki, SZA
Celine Dion, Kim, Camilla, Amy, Tina, Antonia
Olivia learnt the hard way her idol’s a fuckin’ phony
Miss America-nah, Miss Ogynist, bow

[Chorus]

I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
Criticism of me all swiftly dismissed
You diss me? Well, rest in peace
Quick Swifties, call him a misogynist

Yeah I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
And I love every single one of my cultists
Cause I treat you like my cow’s teats
And milk you dry of currencies

[Verse 2]

Hey Swifties! I got no beef with you
So lower your pitchforks, let me sit with you
And if you don’t mind, lend me a minute or two
I got some shit from my heart I wanna say to you

Mother’s put you under her spell
And it’s not your fault that you couldn’t smell
All the tales and lies that she spin and sell
And there’s nobody who do it as well

As her in making you feel like a friend
Get you feeling like for your friend, you can spend
All your money, energy and time to defend
A billionaire nepo baby playing pretend

It’s not your fault, you’re looking for a role model
A sense of purpose, a reason to go full throttle
But I’m sorry to say that Miss Tay Tay
May be nothing but a false prophet

[Chorus]

I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
Criticism of me all swiftly dismissed
You diss me? Well, rest in peace
Quick Swifties, call him a misogynist

Yeah I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
And I love every single one of my cultists
Cause I treat you like my cow’s teats
And milk you dry of currencies

[Verse 3]

Hey Taylor! I love your eras tour
What’s your favorite era though? Hmm, I’m not sure
Gotta be the one where you sing bout how you’re fucked over by everyone
And everyone’s the asshole? Wait, that’s all of ‘em

Taylor, word to the wise
Please open your eyes and realize
If everywhere you go smells like shit, time to check your shoe
If everyone’s the asshole, the asshole is you

We get it, you didn’t have it pretty growing up
You were molded to be famous, but no one filled your cup
Your folks sold you to stardom, raised you in an asylum
Your brother got a Taco Bell and all you got was salad

But Taylor, hurt people hurt people
It’s okay you’re insecure, but the whole world shouldn’t suffer for it
Take a break, go for therapy
Until then, I’ll keep on saying

[Chorus]

I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
Criticism of me all swiftly dismissed
You diss me? Well, rest in peace
Quick Swifties, call him a misogynist

Yeah I’m Taylor Swift, I’m a narcissist
And I love every single one of my cultists
Cause I treat you like my cow’s teats
And milk you dry of currencies

[Outro]

Hey Tree Paine
Stop helping your client inflict tree pain
And Taylor
Stop preying on minors
Stop lying and playing the professional victim
Stop releasing your COVID variants and above all, please

Go for therapy, go for therapy
Go for therapy, go for therapy
Go for therapy, go for therapy
Please Ms Swift, will you go for

Go for therapy, go for therapy
Go for therapy, go for therapy
Go for therapy, go for therapy
Please Ms Swift, will you go for