YO WHAT UP, WHAT'S GOOD?
WELCOME TO LOSE SANTOS
NOT SURE YOU WANNA ROLL HERE
CUZ THE PEOPLE THEY BE MENTAL
YOU LOOK KINDA FRESH DON'T TAKE OFFENSE
PLEASE DON'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE
I WANNA HELP YOU, BUT I MIGHT MOVE QUICK
SO YA BETTAH TAKE NOTES HERE DA PENCIL

IT IS TRUE, IF I WAS NEW I'D RECOMMEND ROLL WITH A CREW
MAYBE YOU COULD JOIN US TOO BUT I DUNNO IF THEY'D APPROVE
LET'S TRY YOU OUT! SEE HOW YOU DO! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
THE FINEST FOOLS...
NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...

IMA START WITH THE EL CAPPUCCINO
HE DA BEST POINT MAN THAT WE KNOW
HE BE DROPPIN THEM DEAD HE CLICKIN THEM HEAD
WHEN WE HIT THAT DIAMOND CASINO
LIKE A BASEBALL SMACK YOU OUTTA THAT PARK
BLAP BLAP LIKE THE GREAT BAMBINO!
ERRBODY KNOW HE DA LEGEND
FROM VINEWOOD ALL THE WAY TO PALETO!

AND IM THE BAKAH MAN THE MAN WITH THE PLAN
IF I CAN'T DO IT NOBODY CAN!
MOST OF THE TIME I GOTTA SPRUNK IN DA HAND
ALL THE TIME LOOKIN SEXY AND
JOB DISCRIPTION: ROBBIN YO HOOD
MY M.O. IS LOOKING GOOD
IMA C.E.O. FITTY MIL IN DA BANK
MY BITCHES BE FINE
YO BITCH HELLA SKANK

AWWW! SNAP! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?!
YA HADN'T HEARD YET? IT DA BADDEST BITCH
IT DA ONE AND ONLY DA O.G.L.
BLOW YOU UP CUZ SHE DA BOMBSHELL
WOMAN OR A GODESS? YOU CAN'T TELL
SO DAMN FUNNY MAKE YOU LOL
ONLY BAD BITCH THAT CAN RING MY BELL
TRYNA MESS WITH HER WE GIVE YOU HELL
DUMP YO BODY BEHIND DA MOTEL!

DON'T FORGET SHE GOT A HOT FRIEND
GREAT ASS SHE BASICALLY A TWIN
WITH HER IN THE CREW, WE DA BEST
WE GOT FINE WOMEN NO SAUSAGE FEST
ALL DAY LONG, RIPPIN' THAT BONG
THE FUNNIEST PART, IT UR MOM

WHEN YA ADD IT UP IT IS THE FOUR OF US
WE ARE THE CONSTANTLY HILARIOUS
WE MAKE YA BUST A GUT
MAYBE A HERNEA
BUT EVEN THOUGH WE MAKE YOU LAUGH
WE DANGEROUS

WE FUCKIN UP PUBLIC LOBBIES
TAKIN OVER IN OUR KHANJALIS
BETTER STEER CLEAR BITCH IF YOU CROSS OUR PATH
YOU BE CRYIN OUT LOUD TO YA MOMMY

YEAH GOLF IS A FAVORITE HOBBY
WOOPS DID I KILL YOU? SORRY!
PULLIN OVER RIGHT HERE THERE'S A PROSITUTE
SUP BITCH LEMME GET THAT KNOBBY!

DON'T FALL BEHIND OR WE ROB YA BLIND
AND YA KNOW WE GETTIN' YO MONEY
BUT WE ALSO DON'T CARE IF WE DIE
THE MAIN GOAL IS TOO BE FUNNY!

WE OVER THIRTY, WHITE AND NERDY
FLYIN' OUR CHOPPERS CHUGGIN' PISSWASERS
WAST ON THE SNACKS FAST ON THE HACKS
I GOT 5 STARS I WEAR IT ON MY BACK
SCHOOLIN THE HOUSE ON THAT BLACKJACK
AND THAT GROUPPE SECCHES WE DO ALL A DAT!

PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SMOKIN' THAT DUB!
PULLIN OFF A HEIST THEN WE GET IT IN DA CLUB!

MY MEAT'S SWINGIN' YO DICK'S TEENY
WE BE BALLIN YOU DRIVE A WEENY
DRIVIN' BY YOU GON' BUST A CAP
LIKE YO DADDY WE PUT YOU DOWN FOR A NAP!