But let's say we did find out that music is coming to us from aliens
I don't know that's gonna change anything at all
I'm excited for the aliens, I'm excited for the grand revelation of the Galactic brotherhood or
sisterhood or fraternity or sorority or whatever the fuck it is council, whatever it may be
I'm excited for that but I don't know how much it's gonna change anything when it comes to
being a human.
I thinking it's just gonna create a nice couple of years probably where we're all like holy shit part
of the galactic federation, but then you're gonna get annoyed.
I don't know if anything changes that much.
Do you ever think about that like let's say the Buddha does show up let's say the grand thing
happens, that Jesus rides in on the lion or whatever, the thing is shown, the great unveiling.
You know then what?
You're still gonna end out on a UFO, flying through space, you go to the bathroom and some
asshole pissed on the seat and you're gonna be like what the fuck is wrong with people?
You know what I mean, you're still in the human form, you're still stuck. You're still dealing with
the same problems. Won't go away. I'm telling you man, this is the truth.
The first time I talked to Ram Das I said Are you my guru?
He goes, Yes. Now what? It was so awesome. Just popped the balloon in the most brilliant way.
Showing me like okay you're still in the situation you were prior. Nothing is changing here other
than you know whatever you though was going to save you here or there or this or that, it really
isn't.
And that's the essence of it all. It's still just the moment. Whatever it may be, the world is flat, the
world is actually flat and we're surrounded by ice walls. And on the other side of the ice walls is
where the aliens live.
So what?
You still have to eat. You still have to figure out a way to get food into your stomach and find
shelter and you still have to have all the same stuff that you're dealing with. Meaning to me, that
that's where the liberation is, is because you begin to realize you're still probably gonna run into
the same problem. There might not be a way out through technology, magic or any external
saving factor.
Threesomes. That's the answer. Threesomes. That'll do it, that'll do it. It'll be threesomes. That's
what's missing from my life. Well then you want like a six-some or something. Oh that's not
enough, and next thing you know you've got a fucking neural implant and you're experiencing
what it's like to have 50,000 dicks getting sucked by black holes and you're like this isn't enough.
These black holes are actually not very good at giving blow jobs.
Hey. I can't get out, I can't get out.
Matter of time, if you're a god you're gonna eventually wonder what happens if you put your dick
in one those things.
No that's the trick, you put your dick in a black hole as a god and it sucks you and blows you out
on the other side as some big bang and that's probably what we all are.
We're the shattered fragment of a god that stuck its dick in a black hole. That's all of everything we
are.
For me like having kids and a family, has been revelatory for me because sitting around the table
with my family just eating biscuits and listening to like country music, I have experienced the
highest state of ecstasy and connection with the divine then any of the crazy things that I have
done as I've attempted to gratify my senses you know?
Gathering around a dinner table with people you love is older than anything. It's like an ocean. It's
something that has been going on for as long as humans have been around. We sit together and
we eat and hopefully we look across the fire of the table and look at each other and love each other
and laugh and then which is why when you finally do get lucky enough that you're no longer
stuck in your phone or trying to find just the perfect mash of psychedelics, fucking and music. You
get lucky enough that you find yourself just doing something normal.
You might have the most incredible relief when you see oh shit, right. This is it. Nothing's really
changed that much. This is it. This is where it's at. All the other stuff, fireworks. That to me is
something really beautiful.
I like to make breakfast for the kids. I'm sitting around the table with these wonderful kids, we're
eating and playing some music that my mom really liked and I'm realizing, in the connection
between me and my kids, and in that cooking for them and in the music and suddenly I realize,
this is my mom. This is my mom. I'm with my mom, I'm eating with my mom right now, and right
when I thought that, Flores looks up from his pancakes and goes You found me. It was so wild.
It was just that moment of like Oh right. You didn't go anywhere, this was always you anyway.
You, mom. This is all moms. This is all the moms. All the moms who aren't in their body anymore.
You'll find them in those moments where you are just for a second, giving cause that's what the
feminine does.
There is, in the universe, a thing that we call mothers, that will hold you when you're crying and
love you. And the great news is, when your mom drops her body, she's still there.
If you want hope, the hope is, guess what? You're the one at the wheel here. You're the one who
can hello, you're the one who can get back on your meditation or get back to you therapist or get
back to your exercise routine or get back to all of the above. You're the one who can do that. That's
the great hope. Try to find harmony in your house and in your home. Try to find peace in your
home because that's where the real change will come from.
And it doesn't have to be like blood relatives or anything like that, its your community, it's the
people around you. It might be your cats. Who know what it is, it might be your relationship with
yourself, but that's the hope part. That's the hope part. Let's imagine that it goes the opposite
direction then what everyone's saying. Let imagine one of these fucking ufo's flies over the planet,
cools it down to the right temperature, sucks all of the carbon out of the atmosphere, puts some
oil into ground, whatever it may be. Evaporates all the oligarch and tyrants, facets whatever it may
be. Let's imagine it happens that way.
So what?
You're still going to be of much greater benefit to the people around you if you've found a way to
be peaceful and kind. Either way if you want to find like a rutter for the shit of your existence
incarnation, I think that rutter is exactly what Ram Das said, we work on ourselves so we can
help the people around us. That's the hope. That's the only hope.