The colour green never got married
It was just too jaded
I started a club for sarcastic people
It's hard to tell if anyone's interested
The envelope took a long time getting ready
Because it had to get addressed
I sold my broken guitar
No strings attached
You don't say
I always disliked facial hair
But after a while it grew on me
I saw a sheep driving a car
It must have been a lamb-borghini
He held a tree in his hand
I think it was a palm tree
Animal testing is a bad idea
They get nervous and answer incorrectly
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
Than a frontal lobotomy
Huh
I went to buy some camo pants
But couldn't find any
You don't say
I always disliked facial hair
But after a while it grew on me
I saw a sheep driving a car
It must have been a lamb-borghini
The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family
It's that nobody runs in your family
When Adam met eve
He turned over a new leaf
Really
A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheep
10, 11, hello darling, 13, 14
Just got fired from my job as a set designer
I left without making a scene
I always disliked facial hair
But after a while it grew on me
I saw a sheep driving a car
It must have been a lamb-borghini
Will glass coffins be a success
Remains to be seen
Change is inevitable
Except from a vending machine
It was raining cats and dogs
At least it wasn't hailing taxi's
The bees went to the drive in movies
To see Beauty and the bees
I always disliked facial hair
But after a while it grew on me
I saw a sheep driving a car
It must have been a lamb-borghini
Is that the best you've got?